Everything Is Better With Patches

Everything card is better with a patch.  This is indisputable.  Take a relic card, add a patch, and things get better.

Preston Wilson card?  Better with a patch!
2005 Donruss Zenith #ZB-23 Preston Wilson Patch Relic #050/150
Jason Schmidt relic?  Better with a patch!

2005 Fleer Patchworks #PO-JS2  Jason Schmidt #09/99
Joe Nathan card?  Waaayyyyy better with a patch!  Especially if they are three-colored!

2008 Upper Deck SPX #WM-JN Joe Nathan Patch Relic #49/50
Luis Gonzalez relic?  Much better with a patch especially when that patch feels so think it could stop a bullet.  

2004 Topps Prestine #PP-LG Luis Gonzalez Patch Relic

Jim Thome relic?  Well.....um....gee.....maybe everything ISN'T better with a patch.  

2003 Upper Deck Patch Collection #124 Jim Thome Patch