Who Does #2 Work For?

These two "inspiring" signs are waiting for you in the men's bathroom of a Dairy Queen in a town in Iowa along I-35 [sorry, forgot the name] that I stopped at while driving from St. Paul to Lawrence earlier this week.

I think we've all had some trips to the toilet where "determination" is very important and, really, isn't there always some "achievement" when we walk out that door. It reminds me of the bathroom scene in Austin Powers with Tom Arnold..."Who does #2 work for?"