Squatch Will Have His Revenge

Whenever I'm sad or stressed about work all I have to do is flip to the NBA standings in the sports section and check out where the Seattle Sonics Oklahoma City Thunder are and I feel much better.

They are now 1-13 and they've already fired their first coach. The ESPN article highlights that the Sonics Thunder are the worst team in terms of record, points per game differential, field goal percentage, and turnovers per game. They are 2nd worst in points per game.

I couldn't ask for more! How long will it take until they break the spirit of the Seattle OKC fans and go bankrupt and Seattle can get it's team back?