I've about had it with the Feds and their digital television transfer in February...Like a good mindless drone I've applied for my coupon and been approved...but, that was weeks ago...the coupons have since been, like so many baseball cards in the past, "lost in the mail" and they do not, I repeat not, give you a 2nd chance at getting a coupon. If you run into a problem, you are screwed.

I feel like this lady: