Mustache-Gate or Everything You Know About Mustaches Is Wrong

Today I learned a sad thing, what I had thought were handle bar mustaches my entire life were in fact "horseshoe" mustache. Reader jdiggainthehizzy called them Fu Manchu mustaches but after further review that doesn't seem to be right either as it seems the mustache is too thin and continues down the face too far...hell, maybe Fu Manchu and Horseshoe are just two words for the same to recap, what was Handle Bar will now be Horseshoe:

Handlebar:Fu Manchu: