A couple of readers commented on the joy and wonder that is this card that I included in an earlier post.
Sherard Clinkscales. Not quite as awesome a name as this one but still a 9/10 on the Awesome Name Scale.
Clinkscales was drafted in the 1st round [Pick #31] in 1992 and as best I can tell never pitched in the majors. He served as scout for the Braves and Rays before being named Assistant Baseball Coach at Notre Dame.